The Kwaken

£ 24.99 £ 17.99

Speech impediments aren’t something to be laughed at. So stop it. What’s wrong with you? It’s cwass and incwedulous that you would think otherwise. Only reason we cweated this tee is to cwap on those who find this shit funny.

What is a kwaken anyway? A cwitical qwestion I hear you ask! Well, before you cwiticise, you should know that such a cwazy cweature could very well exist. It could seek out the darkest depths, find comfort in the least welcoming of cwacks.

And no, we’re not referring to the one-eyed womb fewwet.

So welease your inner Kwaken – and see your welationships blossom.

  • Alien Blood
  • Anarchist Tears
  • Angry Badger
  • Black & Proud
  • Blue Waffle
  • Cheerleader Rash
  • Chernobyl Orange
  • Comfortable Loafer
  • Dracula's Teabag
  • Flange Pink
  • Gagging Green
  • Gang Grape
  • Goblin Orgy
  • Hello Sailor
  • Merlin's Growler
  • Prison Nonce
  • Rampant Robot
  • Skanky Princess
  • Sun-dried Jizz
  • White Supremacist
  • Large
  • Medium
  • Small
  • XL
  • XXL

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Alien Blood, Anarchist Tears, Angry Badger, Black & Proud, Blue Waffle, Cheerleader Rash, Chernobyl Orange, Comfortable Loafer, Dracula's Teabag, Flange Pink, Gagging Green, Gang Grape, Goblin Orgy, Hello Sailor, Merlin's Growler, Prison Nonce, Rampant Robot, Skanky Princess, Sun-dried Jizz, White Supremacist


Large, Medium, Small, XL, XXL

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