Non-Player Character

£ 24.99 £ 17.99

It seems just about everyone these days is easily manipulated. Right wing, left wing, and the middle of the roaders – all love their campaign slogans, their hate figures, and orthodox dogma.

Not you of course with that perfect grin and wicked sense of mischief. You stand out from the body politic due to an ability to think objectively – to act from the heart and the head, with a clear sense of perspective.

Trouble is, those around you still demand allegiance to the latest manufactured cause celebre. Best to set them straight with this defiant statement that lets them know you’ve actually got a mind of your own. You can thank us later.

  • Anarchist Tears
  • Angry Badger
  • Black & Proud
  • Blue Waffle
  • Chernobyl Orange
  • Dracula's Teabag
  • Gagging Green
  • Gang Grape
  • Goblin Orgy
  • Hello Sailor
  • Prison Nonce
  • Skanky Princess
  • Sun-dried Jizz
  • White Supremacist
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Anarchist Tears, Angry Badger, Black & Proud, Blue Waffle, Chernobyl Orange, Dracula's Teabag, Gagging Green, Gang Grape, Goblin Orgy, Hello Sailor, Prison Nonce, Skanky Princess, Sun-dried Jizz, White Supremacist


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