Conceiving is believing
Worried about Leather-Bound Space Nazis from Phobos armed with anal probes and less than tender tentacles? Then it’s time to worry no more.
Wear this tee and tell the world you’re not scared of anything. In fact tell them you’re ready to go straight to fourth base: ready to create the miracle of life, the wonder of the ages, a darling new born ready to uncover the great mysteries of our age.
And if you do, best to call it Dave. Everybody likes a Dave. Especially Space Nazis, and it never hurts to be on their good side. You know, just in case…
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