Husband’s creed

£ 24.99 £ 17.99

Look at you, so happy that some woman took pity and married you. The charity of the female kind is simply extraordinary, which is why you should continue to worship them by constantly reciting the ‘Husband’s Creed’.

Still, you’re a man who’s most likely to forget. Which is why this tee is pure genius, as it reminds you to restate the creed whenever the time is right – and of course with external genitalia you’ll always know when that is!

So wear this tee and let the wife know just how wanted she is! Just be careful however as such romantic sentiments can often attract envious eyes from other disaffected ladies. Particularly radical feminists who will be blown away by your masculine confidence…

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Anarchist Tears, Angry Badger, Black & Proud, Chernobyl Orange, Comfortable Loafer, Dracula's Teabag, Flange Pink, Gang Grape, Goblin Orgy, Hello Sailor, Merlin's Growler, Prison Nonce, Sun-dried Jizz, White Supremacist


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