Fundamental clowns

£ 24.99 £ 17.99

Sing it with me: “who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew, cover it with chocolate and a miracle or two, the Taliban can! Oh the Taliban can! The Taliban can ‘cause they mix it with improvised roadside devices and blow the world to smithereens…”

A good song lifts the soul. As does this tee. It says to all those of a fundamentalist mindset that despite their intense beliefs a little smile goes a long way. Maybe even further than an RPG round. It’s about being less serious and more face paint and jumbo bow tie.

In fact this tee could end warfare forever. It’s that powerful. It could also lead to the world’s craziest circus. From juggling with hand grenades and walking the trip wire, to being fired out of a cannon – the possibilities are endless. Boom!

  • Alien Blood
  • Anarchist Tears
  • Angry Badger
  • Blue Waffle
  • Cheerleader Rash
  • Chernobyl Orange
  • Comfortable Loafer
  • Dracula's Teabag
  • Flange Pink
  • Gagging Green
  • Gang Grape
  • Goblin Orgy
  • Hello Sailor
  • Merlin's Growler
  • Prison Nonce
  • Rampant Robot
  • Skanky Princess
  • Sun-dried Jizz
  • White Supremacist
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Alien Blood, Anarchist Tears, Angry Badger, Blue Waffle, Cheerleader Rash, Chernobyl Orange, Comfortable Loafer, Dracula's Teabag, Flange Pink, Gagging Green, Gang Grape, Goblin Orgy, Hello Sailor, Merlin's Growler, Prison Nonce, Rampant Robot, Skanky Princess, Sun-dried Jizz, White Supremacist


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