Counting potatoes

£ 24.99 £ 17.99

Considering today’s school system, its amazing people can count to anything. But hey, that’s what machines are for right? Your maker gave you ten fingers and thumbs, and beyond that you might as well use root vegetables to calculate.

And let’s be honest, the day-to-day doesn’t throw up much demand for algebra, calculus, or trigonometry. Logic even less so, which is why we typically bow down before the experts: the mathematicians, economists, the…politicians.

But can they count to potato? Hell no. Not that it stops them from bragging, so why not join in the fun? Why not show you can match them – or better still ridicule them for being as thick as pig shit.

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Alien Blood, Anarchist Tears, Angry Badger, Black & Proud, Blue Waffle, Cheerleader Rash, Chernobyl Orange, Comfortable Loafer, Dracula's Teabag, Flange Pink, Gagging Green, Gang Grape, Goblin Orgy, Hello Sailor, Merlin's Growler, Prison Nonce, Rampant Robot, Skanky Princess, Sun-dried Jizz, White Supremacist


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