Black Jesus

£ 24.99 £ 17.99

“He rode into town on an ass….yo momma’s ass…”

So said the now discredited Gospel according to St Kevin a mystic, shaman, painter and decorator.

Given what the white JC has helped create, maybe we should all be crossing our fingers that the black messiah is heading our way. Maybe he’s already here. Maybe you mistook his preaching for a rap song. Racist.

But wearers of this tee know the truth. They know that Black Jesus is gonna lead the people to the promised land – and do so to one kick-ass soundtrack.

  • Alien Blood
  • Anarchist Tears
  • Angry Badger
  • Black & Proud
  • Blue Waffle
  • Cheerleader Rash
  • Chernobyl Orange
  • Comfortable Loafer
  • Dracula's Teabag
  • Flange Pink
  • Gagging Green
  • Gang Grape
  • Goblin Orgy
  • Hello Sailor
  • Merlin's Growler
  • Prison Nonce
  • Rampant Robot
  • Skanky Princess
  • Sun-dried Jizz
  • White Supremacist
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SKU DR0038 Categories, Tag


Additional information

Additional information

Weight 0.17 kg
Dimensions 19 × 21 × 23 cm

Alien Blood, Anarchist Tears, Angry Badger, Black & Proud, Blue Waffle, Cheerleader Rash, Chernobyl Orange, Comfortable Loafer, Dracula's Teabag, Flange Pink, Gagging Green, Gang Grape, Goblin Orgy, Hello Sailor, Merlin's Growler, Prison Nonce, Rampant Robot, Skanky Princess, Sun-dried Jizz, White Supremacist


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