Alcohol screams

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It can be tough to conform to what society dictates as ‘normal’. Especially when the majority of people you meet are fucktards of the first order. You know the type: royal bell-ends who really don’t know better.

That’s why it’s critical to give them the sign. Let them know that you don’t suffer fools gladly, and only able to survive ever-encroaching state bureaucracy by sipping on the teat of alcoholic elixirs.

So wear the tee, enjoy knowing nods from fellow truth seekers, and let the sober kind know you’re barely keeping shit together. If they then proceed to push, demand a double – them shriek until you get it.

  • Alien Blood
  • Anarchist Tears
  • Angry Badger
  • Black & Proud
  • Blue Waffle
  • Cheerleader Rash
  • Chernobyl Orange
  • Comfortable Loafer
  • Dracula's Teabag
  • Flange Pink
  • Gagging Green
  • Gang Grape
  • Goblin Orgy
  • Hello Sailor
  • Merlin's Growler
  • Prison Nonce
  • Rampant Robot
  • Skanky Princess
  • Sun-dried Jizz
  • White Supremacist
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Alien Blood, Anarchist Tears, Angry Badger, Black & Proud, Blue Waffle, Cheerleader Rash, Chernobyl Orange, Comfortable Loafer, Dracula's Teabag, Flange Pink, Gagging Green, Gang Grape, Goblin Orgy, Hello Sailor, Merlin's Growler, Prison Nonce, Rampant Robot, Skanky Princess, Sun-dried Jizz, White Supremacist


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