Walking bioweapon

£ 24.99 £ 17.99

Talk about graduating from the subtle art of window licking. You’re now a fully-fledged dirty bomb, dripping with viruses once considered normal and now set to rival ebola.

At least that’s how ‘they’ want you to think. And when you’re up against a ‘they’ it always helps to be proactive. To offer the outward expression of social conformity, where all you’re doing is trying to be an honest and loyal citizen.

That’s why this tee is prefect for admitting you’re a potential carrier of doom. It’s the ideal garment for the End of Times, just before the zombies turn up. And in the meantime it’s also good for getting you a seat on a busy bus or train. Just add a sniffle.

  • Alien Blood
  • Cheerleader Rash
  • Comfortable Loafer
  • Merlin's Growler
  • Rampant Robot
  • Sun-dried Jizz
  • White Supremacist
  • Large
  • Medium
  • Small
  • XL
  • XXL

SKU DR0055 Categories, Tag


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Alien Blood, Cheerleader Rash, Comfortable Loafer, Merlin's Growler, Rampant Robot, Sun-dried Jizz, White Supremacist


Large, Medium, Small, XL, XXL

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