The world has taken it upon itself to protect you, to shield you from the harsh reality of what’s really going on behind the curtain. The truth ‘they’ say is far too complicated, multifaceted, and brutal to worry your little head over.
Well screw them and the horse they rode in on. You’re a fully-fledged grown up who knows the world is full of shisters, ass kissers, old money, and new despots. What’s more, you’re ready to red-pill the shit out of any mainstream dogmas.
What you now need is a Droogies Original that lets those snake-oil salesmen know you’ve seen the light. There’s a big picture out there and you have the emotional intelligence to process it – even if that sets you apart from the herd.
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