Rusty trombone

£ 24.99 £ 17.99

There are those skilled aficionados who appreciate the delights that come from a good tromboning. It’s just never easy to find them in public. Until now that is, with this tee that’s essentially a beacon for those with a similar passion.

Wear it and you’ll be simply amazed at the invitations heading your way. Forget the jazz club, your hands will be too full for that. Instead your mind should be set on blowing the right notes, in the right order.

The secret of course is in the tongue action. Get that right and no matter the rust on show, a delicate tune will prevail. You might even get asked to do an encore, though experience teaches you should clean your teeth first.

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Alien Blood, Anarchist Tears, Angry Badger, Black & Proud, Blue Waffle, Cheerleader Rash, Chernobyl Orange, Comfortable Loafer, Dracula's Teabag, Flange Pink, Gagging Green, Gang Grape, Goblin Orgy, Hello Sailor, Merlin's Growler, Prison Nonce, Rampant Robot, Skanky Princess, Sun-dried Jizz, White Supremacist

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