If you’re in the know….well, you kinda just….know…right? Makes perfect sense. That’s why you don’t need this tee explained. Or to be told what to do with a 20-sided dice.
What you really need is to issue life with a ‘crit’ (that’s critical hit for you lay persons out there). Do that and whoever’s blocking your quest – be it the boss, your partner, the tax man, Swedish au pair, or Greybeard the Halfling – had better get out of the way pretty damn sharpish.
All of which explains the role of this distinctly superior tee. Wear it and the forces of evil will quiver with fright. They’ll know you’re not to be messed with – and that’s before added modifiers.
Be the legend, walk the path, roll with confidence.
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