“Some mother-in-laws are born bitchin’ hot, some achieve bitchin’ hotness, and some have bitchin’ hotness thrust upon them” – William Shakespeare (with slight paraphrasing).
You might be the lucky one, with a MILF of a mother-in-law. You may have a version whose face looks like the inside of a shit-smuggler’s duffle bag. Either way, they’re getting a strong 9.
That’s because you want to curry favour and/or piss the wife off. Or maybe you want to be cast in the role of ‘Neanderthal sexist’ craving for re-education at the closest gulag. Just don’t push too hard…there’s a line apparently…
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