Jim’ll fix it…
It all depends of course on what you wish for. Some will want to meet their idols, appear on TV, or put their grandparents on a rollercoaster – just to see what happens.
But not you. You’ve got much bigger fish to fry, or bovine mammary glands to squeeze. That’s why it was awesome to have your favourite 70s children’s entertainer do you a solid – what could possibly have gone wrong???
Others will be jealous of course. But that shouldn’t interrupt your pride at having found that hairy, moist teat whilst blindfolded. So wear your tee and explain boastfully how you got most of the milk in a pail – with only a little somehow splashing on your chin.
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