Sometimes you don’t want to make the first move. It’s better to see what your opponent does, by they a gamer, a work rival, or love interest.
What’s important is that you don’t looked scared, which is exactly why you need this tee. Wear it with confidence, and front up to any fecker asking you to act first.
It also helps to remind them that if you roll high then things could change real fast. Let them stick that in their pipe and smoke it, while you sit back resplendent in a Droogies Original that to be frank makes you look breathtaking.
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