I can’t read Mandarin

£ 24.99 £ 17.99

Ready to launch the Year of the Buffoon? That’s right, by wearing this simply gorgeous tee, you’ll be confusing the hell out of our Chinese cousins while also tapping into the geek-chic from whence you came…

What does it say? Well according to a world-renowned expert in Sinitic languages (Google translate) it proudly declares that you “can’t read Mandarin”. Belly laugh please.

Better still, think of the audience for said laugh-out-loud hilarity. 920 million Mandarin speakers who’ll think you’re the funniest thing since Mr Bean. Ride the wave you brave urban guerilla. Ride the wave.

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Alien Blood, Anarchist Tears, Angry Badger, Black & Proud, Blue Waffle, Cheerleader Rash, Chernobyl Orange, Comfortable Loafer, Dracula's Teabag, Flange Pink, Gagging Green, Gang Grape, Goblin Orgy, Hello Sailor, Merlin's Growler, Prison Nonce, Rampant Robot, Skanky Princess, Sun-dried Jizz, White Supremacist


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