Born to cook

£ 24.99 £ 17.99

No, we’re not making a sexist play here. The magnificent tee is aimed equally at both the brothers and sisters of the Droogies fraternity. Individuals who don’t just cook to eat: these cats use food to express their deepest emotions…

In fact by wearing this tee, you’ll be openly admitting that its through culinary pursuits alone that you can find peace: That mythical end goal that comes with a delicate sponge layer, chocolate filling, and soggy bottom.

Just remember that while Charlie don’t surf, he’s probably now cooking delicious Vietnamese street food in the coolest part of town. So find your 1000 yard stare, break open the eggs, and call your next creation: “Hamburger Hill”.

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Alien Blood, Anarchist Tears, Angry Badger, Black & Proud, Blue Waffle, Cheerleader Rash, Chernobyl Orange, Comfortable Loafer, Dracula's Teabag, Flange Pink, Gagging Green, Gang Grape, Goblin Orgy, Hello Sailor, Merlin's Growler, Prison Nonce, Rampant Robot, Skanky Princess, Sun-dried Jizz, White Supremacist


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