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These t-shirts are awesome and perfectly complement my tweed suit and matching dear stalker. Plus the blood and urine washes straight out.Zosimus P Gangleblaster, Space Cadet

5 out of 5

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Anti-establishment nonsense. Whomever came up with these t-shirts should be publicly reprimanded as seditious nincompoops. Loved the product quality mind, turned a few heads at church!Mary Jane Rottencrotch, Bigwig

5 out of 5

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These tees are the only item of clothing my acolytes will wear. I think they're perfect for off-setting heavy substance abuse and daily brain washing classes.The Mighty All-Powerful Flange, Cult Leader

5 out of 5

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I was abducted by aliens and all they were interested in was my Droogies Original. I had to specifically request an anal probe. Really....Marmaduke Carrington-Brown QC

5 out of 5

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Bunch of clowns and chancers. Only reason I'm wearing it is they gave me a tee for free. Even then I've been beaten black and blue by radical feminists. No pleasing some people.Local tramp

5 out of 5

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Premium Quality

Our tees are made from recycled dolphins, pigeon guano, and the tears of water-boarded clowns. Probably.

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If a Droogies Original is too powerful for you, return it within 14 days for a full refund.

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