These t-shirts are awesome and perfectly complement my tweed suit and matching dear stalker. Plus the blood and urine washes straight out.Zosimus P Gangleblaster, Space Cadet
5 out of 5
Anti-establishment nonsense. Whomever came up with these t-shirts should be publicly reprimanded as seditious nincompoops. Loved the product quality mind, turned a few heads at church!Mary Jane Rottencrotch, Bigwig
5 out of 5
These tees are the only item of clothing my acolytes will wear. I think they're perfect for off-setting heavy substance abuse and daily brain washing classes.The Mighty All-Powerful Flange, Cult Leader
5 out of 5
I was abducted by aliens and all they were interested in was my Droogies Original. I had to specifically request an anal probe. Really....Marmaduke Carrington-Brown QC
5 out of 5
Bunch of clowns and chancers. Only reason I'm wearing it is they gave me a tee for free. Even then I've been beaten black and blue by radical feminists. No pleasing some people.Local tramp
5 out of 5
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